Wanking too much Card

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When your eyesight goes blurry but the punchline stays crystal clear, you know you’re dealing with premium birthday mischief. This birthday card delivers a not-so-subtle accusation disguised as an eye test, which is frankly an excellent multitasking approach. Perfect for friends with a filthy sense of humour and zero shame. A funny greeting card featuring deliberately blurred black text on a bright yellow background. The text appears in large block capitals and, despite the blur, reads “You’ve definitely been wanking too much.” There are no images or illustrations — the joke relies entirely on the blurred typography.

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