You're the fucker who's 50 Card

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Turning fifty deserves recognition, celebration, and just a dash of profanity. This birthday card doesn’t ease you into the milestone — it kicks the door down, throws confetti, and points directly at reality. Perfect for friends who appreciate honesty, dark humour, and a big number they can’t ignore. A funny greeting card featuring bold typographic text only. The background is black and scattered with brightly colored dots resembling confetti. Large white text reads “So you’re the fucker who’s” above an oversized white number “50” centered near the bottom.

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