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Too Much Wanking Card

Name: Too Much Wanking Card
Brand: Dean Morris Cards
SKU: 56595188679029
Price: 2.95 GBP
Availability: InStock

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Perfect for that close friend, this card gets to the crux (or crutch?) of the matter. A nice, inappropriate and crude Christmas card to remind your mates that Santa knows their little secret – and the rest of you have guessed too! Enjoy! A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of Father Christmas sitting at his desk holding a quill pen. He is saying No presents for you this year, you've been wanking too much!

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Product barcode: 05060226630189
Manufacturer part number: DMX 137
Market: GB

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Dean Morris Cards

GBP 2.95 before delivery — cost unknown

Product GBP 2.95 · In stock when last updated

Updated 03 Nov 2026 08:50 UTC

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