To you and your Card

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We've all got a special name for our best friend (there's one!) so instead of just sending a Birthday card to your friend, why not send it to them and their Love Muscle (and another!) too. A white greeting card with rounded alternating black and red text wishing Happy Birthday to you and your pleasure pump, womb broom, disco stick, popsicle, clam hammer, love muscle, quimstake, arse opener, rumpleforeskin, dicktator, jurassic pork, spam javelin, yoghurt slinger and knobgoblin. This text is surrounded by cute little multicoloured penises.

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