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Fuck Bollocks Wank Arsehole Shit Baster Knob Tosser Card

Name: Fuck Bollocks Wank Arsehole Shit Baster Knob Tosser Card
Brand: Dean Morris Cards
SKU: 56594905301365
Price: 2.95 GBP
Availability: InStock

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A nice honest Birthday Card for the friend where soppy wordy sentiments are never going to be appropriate. You've probably called each other all of these words and worse (we've cards for that too!) over the years so now you can call them all these again all at once via the magic of this greeting card. A jet black card with the words ‘Fuck bollocks wank arsehole shit bastard knob tosser’ in capitalised rainbow font.

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Product barcode: 05060057647011
Manufacturer part number: DMR 01
Market: GB

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Dean Morris Cards

GBP 2.95 before delivery — cost unknown

Product GBP 2.95 · In stock when last updated

Updated 03 Nov 2026 08:50 UTC

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